My Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me

Why my house is such a mess

He asked if I'd been "computering",

And I had to answer 'yes'.

He told me to get off my fanny,

And tidy up the house

And so I started cleaning up...

The smidges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.

That really did the trick...

I was just admiring my good work

I didn't mean to "click".

But click I did, and oops -I found

A real absorbing site.

That I got SO way into it-

I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse,

It is very very shiny.

I guess my house will stay a mess...

While I sit here on my hiney.