I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess
He asked if I'd been "computering",
And I had to answer 'yes'.
He told me to get off my fanny,
And tidy up the house
And so I started cleaning up...
The smidges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my good work
I didn't mean to "click".
But click I did, and oops -I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it-
I was into it all night.
Nothing's changed except my mouse,
It is very very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.
